Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing slug.

Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bapyogingbeg Quartrotrill's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.