Fasfligvin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tiresome slug.

Fasfligvin created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasfligvin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasfligvin, it will turn you into a dog.

Fasfligvin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fasfligvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about stars.