Quillbabbag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic salamander.

Quillbabbag created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbabbag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillbabbag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quillbabbag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Quillbabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.