Hognellvan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong pig.

Hognellvan created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hognellvan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hognellvan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hognellvan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hognellvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Hognellvan loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

5. Never sit in the presence of bats.