Ingdavpit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, wise otter.

Ingdavpit created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingdavpit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ingdavpit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ingdavpit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ingdavpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.