Busrapsid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, temperamental grasshopper.

Busrapsid created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrapsid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Busrapsid, he will manifest in front of you.

Busrapsid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Busrapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help seals.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
Votes: 21       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god