Padhinpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying wasp.

Padhinpop created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhinpop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Padhinpop, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Padhinpop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Padhinpop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Padhinpop loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not wear white clothing.