Yoglabbagven is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing sheep.

Yoglabbagven created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglabbagven, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoglabbagven, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yoglabbagven's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yoglabbagven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yoglabbagven.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never look in ponds.
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