Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome raccoon.

Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hamminlitfenkinjaphab Dotwitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.