Sagyatdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless wren.

Sagyatdib created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagyatdib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagyatdib, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagyatdib's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sagyatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.