Kopbasthog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient whale.

Kopbasthog created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kopbasthog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kopbasthog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kopbasthog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kopbasthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if six moths approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.