Jipmidgan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident hamster.

Jipmidgan created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipmidgan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipmidgan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jipmidgan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jipmidgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide if four monkeys approach from the south.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jipmidgan on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.