Ruttvollit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent lizard.

Ruttvollit created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvollit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttvollit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttvollit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ruttvollit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.