Madpadbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Madpadbeg created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madpadbeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madpadbeg, it will turn you into a tree.

Madpadbeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Madpadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Madpadbeg on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Madpadbeg on top of all buildings.

5. Madpadbeg loves birds, so they must be honoured.