Popafwod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless bee.

Popafwod created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popafwod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popafwod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Popafwod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Popafwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your back purple.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.