Jipnilltin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing badger.

Jipnilltin created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipnilltin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipnilltin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jipnilltin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jipnilltin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.