Rulldogwat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless coyote.

Rulldogwat created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rulldogwat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rulldogwat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rulldogwat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rulldogwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.