Nullbogfem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical skunk.

Nullbogfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbogfem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullbogfem, he will turn you into a frog.

Nullbogfem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nullbogfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if five goats approach from the south.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Always obey Nullbogfem's priests.