Nibpagmip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable tapir.

Nibpagmip created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpagmip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibpagmip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nibpagmip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nibpagmip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never sing near hamsters.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Nibpagmip on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.