Geblatmabgar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful elephant.

Geblatmabgar created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Geblatmabgar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Geblatmabgar, he will be very unhappy.

Geblatmabgar's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Geblatmabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not chop down trees.