Cipwitcib is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful turtle.

Cipwitcib created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipwitcib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cipwitcib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cipwitcib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cipwitcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Never go into pink rooms.
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