Vilhitcab Camgombodril is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able turtle.

Vilhitcab Camgombodril created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Vilhitcab Camgombodril, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilhitcab Camgombodril, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vilhitcab Camgombodril's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vilhitcab Camgombodril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vilhitcab Camgombodril.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.