Bodfitkimsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet slug.

Bodfitkimsis created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfitkimsis, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodfitkimsis, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bodfitkimsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bodfitkimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.