Sinruttlig is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, boastful wasp.
Sinruttlig created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Sinruttlig, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Sinruttlig, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Sinruttlig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Sinruttlig's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never go into fawn rooms.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the east.