Mipbeststik is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful dolphin.

Mipbeststik created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbeststik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mipbeststik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mipbeststik's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mipbeststik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never eat lentils.