Vagnig is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud ferret.
Vagnig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Vagnig, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Vagnig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Vagnig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Vagnig's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. You must never eat wheat.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Vagnig must be the most important thing in your life.