Jipfebcad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy fly.

Jipfebcad created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfebcad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipfebcad, she will manifest in front of you.

Jipfebcad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jipfebcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Fast once a month.