Sisbadbop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented mole.

Sisbadbop created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbadbop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sisbadbop, she will curse you with boils.

Sisbadbop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sisbadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. You must love Sisbadbop.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.