Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Fitmigjiplooptinhabtettilit.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.