Ruttfon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless dryad.

Ruttfon created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttfon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttfon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ruttfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never sing in the presence of moths.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.