Mipdotsatmad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving eagle.

Mipdotsatmad created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdotsatmad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mipdotsatmad, it will turn you into a dog.

Mipdotsatmad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mipdotsatmad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mipdotsatmad.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never skip in the presence of bats.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Mipdotsatmad loves seals, so they must be respected.