Figbinvinwab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable jellyfish.

Figbinvinwab created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbinvinwab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Figbinvinwab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Figbinvinwab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Figbinvinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the west.