Quimlogzub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent cobra.

Quimlogzub created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Quimlogzub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimlogzub, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quimlogzub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quimlogzub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Quimlogzub loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quimlogzub.