Ladhamtam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless dingo.

Ladhamtam created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladhamtam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladhamtam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ladhamtam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ladhamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Ladhamtam loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Ladhamtam's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Ladhamtam.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the south.
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