Zentunrot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic monkey.

Zentunrot created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zentunrot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zentunrot, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zentunrot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zentunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.