Piddandapyik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate unicorn.

Piddandapyik created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddandapyik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Piddandapyik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Piddandapyik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Piddandapyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.