Zagnabgess is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sage ant.

Zagnabgess created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Zagnabgess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zagnabgess, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zagnabgess' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zagnabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagnabgess.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must pray to Zagnabgess nine times a day.