Yetfab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered beaver.

Yetfab created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Yetfab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yetfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yetfab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yetfab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Yetfab loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.