Pasyanhud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome capybara.

Pasyanhud created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasyanhud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pasyanhud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pasyanhud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pasyanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Pasyanhud loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Pasyanhud.

5. Do not chop down trees.