Zastwikhin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise crane.

Zastwikhin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zastwikhin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zastwikhin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zastwikhin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zastwikhin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your back purple.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Retreat if four pigs approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zastwikhin.