Dobfaglad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured ferret.

Dobfaglad created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dobfaglad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobfaglad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dobfaglad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dobfaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Dobfaglad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never write about black holes.