Taltonkrag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate jaguar.

Taltonkrag created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taltonkrag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taltonkrag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Taltonkrag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Taltonkrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taltonkrag.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.