Hunpodquam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Hunpodquam created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Hunpodquam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunpodquam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hunpodquam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hunpodquam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three hamsters approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never eat melons.