Legjabpan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful unicorn.

Legjabpan created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Legjabpan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legjabpan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Legjabpan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Legjabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve trousers.

2. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.