Fomtaltonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish toad.

Fomtaltonk created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomtaltonk, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomtaltonk, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fomtaltonk's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fomtaltonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always obey Fomtaltonk's priests.