Pagkopzod is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless wombat.

Pagkopzod created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagkopzod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagkopzod, he will turn you into a tree.

Pagkopzod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pagkopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Pagkopzod loves whales, so they must be respected.