Rowkadsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful badger.

Rowkadsaw created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowkadsaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowkadsaw, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rowkadsaw's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rowkadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Run away if four sharks approach from the east.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rowkadsaw on top of all buildings.