Dubnabdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish centipede.

Dubnabdub created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubnabdub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubnabdub, she will turn you into a mole.

Dubnabdub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dubnabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dubnabdub on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Dubnabdub five times a day.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Dubnabdub on top of important buildings.