Ditfubgad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, deceitful eagle.

Ditfubgad created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfubgad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditfubgad, she will turn you into a rat.

Ditfubgad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ditfubgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never sing near manatees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.