Vegvaglegvilrul is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent squirrel.

Vegvaglegvilrul created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegvaglegvilrul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegvaglegvilrul, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vegvaglegvilrul's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vegvaglegvilrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never laugh near porpoises.